LOWONGAN KERJA Maintenance Supervisor SCHLUMBERGER Rumbai, Riau

A major International Oilfield Services Company is looking for serious candidates to join our Indonesia organization for a career as MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR (based in Rumbai, Riau).
Requirement:

• A Bachelor or Diploma degree in mechanical from respected university
• Excellent command of English and have good interpersonal skill
• Able to work under pressure and be independent
• Age between 35 – 40 years old
• 5+ years experiences in maintenances with knowledge of Mechanical, Electrical, AC/DC, Hydraulic, Pneumatic and Air Condition preferably in oil and gas industry and/or exposures in operations
• Extensive knowledge on prime movers like Volvo, Nissan and others and Generator Sets is highly recommended
• Prior exposures to car manufacturing or maintenance plants like Toyota, Mitsubishi, Caterpillar etc is an advantage and preferred
• Strong leadership supervisory & managerial skill and general computer skills
• We are seeking candidates who are committed to a long term career.

We are the leading provider of services solutions and technology to the petroleum industry. With operation in over 80 countries and 60,000 employees from 140 nationalities, Schlumberger is truly a multinational company.

The company offers a competitive compensation package. If you meet the above requirements, we invite you to send your CV on email attachment and please indicate the job code on email subject, not later than September 06, 2008, giving details of qualifications and other relevant information to : sumaterarecruitment@slb.com

Schlumberger Career

LOWONGAN KERJA EPC Company of Boiler, Turbine and Power Plant - Various Positions

Our company that specialised in engineering design, procurement & construction of boiler, turbine & power plant business. Urgently seeking for capable and professional personels to fill the following position :

1. Project Manager & Engineering (Mechanical, Civil, Electrical)
2. Drafter (Mechanical, Civil, Electrical & Instrument)
3. Sales Manager & Sales Engineer
4. Procurement Officer
5. Logistic / Warehousing
6. Finance & Accounting Officer
7. IT Officer
8. Secretary (can translate mandarin and English)

Requirements :

* Education minimal S1 (1 - 7)
* Having experience min. 3 years (1 - 7)
* Experience in boiler, turbine & power plant are preferable (1 - 5)
* Fluent in English oral & written. Mandarin is must (8) (1 -7 are preferable)
* Willing to be located in project site (1, 2, 4, 5)

Application send to:

CONSORTIUM
Komplek Pergudangan Miami
JI Rawa Melati Blok A1 No.5 Tegal Alur
Jakarta Barat 11820
E-mail : amy_zug@cbn.net.id / ptihm@l63.com

LOWONGAN KERJA Captain Pilot, Co-Pilot, Flight Operation Officer, Sales Marketing Manager and Officer CARDIG AIR

With the main value to keep up the reliablity, safety and security and punctuality, the new management team of Cardig Air, an Indonesian Air Freight Company is driving a new spirit and aiming to dynamically take a significant role in serving the regional air cargo market with a world class air cargo service standard.

We are looking for a dynamic, skilled and professional persons to join our energentic team, and now we are offering a great opportunity for the following positions:

Captain Pilot B737-300F (Code: CPT)

• Has 4 months current ATPL license validation
• Has current in CRM, Aviation Security, Dangerous Goods, Wind Shear and RVSM
• DGCA, 4 months medical certificate validation
• Pilot in Command (PIC) in jet aircraft is 3,000 hours, 1,000 hours in Boeing 737-300

Co-Pilot B737-300F (Code: FO)

• Has 4 months current CPL/ATPL license validation
• Has current in CRM, Aviation Security, Dangerous Goods, Wind Shear and RVSM
• DGCA, 4 months medical certificate validation
• Pilot/Second in Command (PIC/SIC) in jet aircraft is 1,000 hours, 500 hours in Boeing 737-300

Flight Operation Officer (Code: FOO)

• Female
• Has Flight Operation Officer (FOO) license with current rating Boeing 737-300
• Has current in DRM, Aviation Security, Dangerous Goods and RVSM

General Qualifications for Captain, Co-Pilot and FOO

• Valid passport 1 year
• Letter of release from previous or current company

Sales - Marketing (SM) Level : Manager

• Min 5 years experience as an Air Freight Marketing or Sales or related field
• Strong leadership skill, should be self driven and team oriented
• Strong Analytical Thinking, Innovative and target oriented

Sales - Marketing (SO) Level : Officer

• Min 2 years experience as an Air Freight Marketing or Sales or related field
• Good Analytical Thinking, Innovative and creative
• Persistend and highly motivated to achieve best performance

General Qualifications for Sales-Marketing

• Min. S1 from reputable University majoring in Management, Marketing or Sales
• Good Communucation both written and spoken (using English and Bahasa)
• Sufficient coverage of air cargo market
• Possess strong interpersonal skills, trustworthy, commited and values integrity
• Demonstrate a high level of passion, courage and enthusiasm
• Willing and able to travel as required

Please send your CV, recent photograph, max 100 KB, incl. your current and expected salary not later than September 14, 2008.
Put the position code on email subject to : nafila.assegaf@cardigair.com

LOWONGAN KERJA Loss Prevention & Risk Engineering Specialist RASGAS Qatar

RasGas is engaged in the business of production and sale of Liquefied Natural Gas and related hydrocarbon products. At present, the company operates a five - train onshore facility and one sales gas train at Ras Laffan, which is located 80km north of the capital city Doha, in the State of Qatar. The Company, as part of our expansion programme has an opportunity for a qualified professional.

Loss Prevention & Risk Engineering Specialist
To provide Loss Prevention Engineering input and support for the operation of the Ras Laffan LNG Project and associated onshore and offshore facilities, including developmental support for the expansion projects.

Knowledge Skills and Experience :

• Bachelor of Science degree/Master in Safety or Loss Prevention Engineering or equivalent.
• Minimum of 10 - 15 years experience in safety and loss prevention in a hydrocarbon producing and process industry.
• Possess an understanding of internationally recognized engineering and life safety / fire codes, standards and practices.
• Possess an understanding of loss prevention systems such as ESD, blow down, fire and gas detection and suppression, active and passive fire protection and various other loss prevention systems.

BENEFITS PACKAGE
Tax free salary. Fully paid high quality family or single status housing including utilities. Furnishing allowance. 37 days annual paid vacation in addition to notional holidays. Annual family vacation flights - on accompanied status. Medical and dental care. Shipment allowance. Education assistance for up to 4 school age children at post. End of service benefit.

If a superb lifestyle, a tax free salary and excellent career development potential appeal to you, send a comprehensive CV in Ms. Word Format attachment, quoting Job Title to :

PT. GUNAMANDIRI PARIPURNA
Head office: Jl. Kapten Tendean No. 24,
Mampang Prapatan, Jakarta Selatan 12720, Indonesia
Tel: 062-21-7191060 (Hunting) Fax: 062-21-7191017
E-mail : rasgas.lprisk@gunamandiri.com
Only successful applicants will be contacted.

LOWONGAN KERJA Pramugari / Flight Attendant MANDALA AIRLINES

Mandala Airlines is expanding, with four brand new Airbus aircraft already delivered in 2007 and five more aircraft due in 2008, plus orders placed for 30 more new A320, Mandala is looking for Cabin Crew with a passion for aviation to help us grow. We are seeking enthusiastic professionals with ability who are as exited about the future as we are :

Flight Attendant (FA)
Qualifications :

• Female
• Initial FA single min age 20 years old
• Ex FA max 25 years old
• Minimum Education background D1
• Minimum 162 cm, proportional weight
• Good helath and eye sight
• Excellent communication skills
• Great outgoing personality
• Good command in English
• Fluent in Bahasa Indonesia
• Enjoy being part of a dynamic team
• Good sales skills will be advantage

Applications should be completed with CV, recent color passport size photograph and sent to :

Head of in flight Services / Mr. I. Gusti Ayu Putriati
Mandala Airlines
Jl. Tomang Raya Kav. 33-37
Jakarta Barat 11440 or PO BOX 3706 JKP
E-mail : putri.ari@mandalaair.com

INDONESIA TERSINGGUNG! !!! Barisan superhero US menolak masuk Indonesia

Dengan meningkatnya tingkat kriminalitas di ibukota dewasa ini, pemerintah Indonesia telah mengirimkan proposal penawaran kerja kepada sejumlah superhero dari negara paman Sam. Proposal ini menawarkan suatu bentuk kerjasama dimana para superhero diminta kesediaannya untuk bekerja di Indonesia dalam kerjasama dengan Mabes Polri untuk memerangi kriminalitas yang marak terjadi di kota2 besar Indonesia , khususnya Jakarta . Tetapi tidak diduga sejumlah besar superhero MENOLAK ajakan kerjasama ini.

Berikut adalah alasan penolakan tersebut, yang mana membuat Indonesia TERSINGGUNG BERAT....

1. BATMAN (Bruce Wayne)
Bruce Wayne menolak ajakan kerjasama ini dengan alasan yang terlalu dibuat-buat. ALasan beliau adalah DIA KEBERATAN MENANGGUNG PAJAK IMPOR BAT-MOBILE KE INDONESIA . BAYANGIN AJA PAJAK IMPOR MOBIL MEWAH YANG SELANGIT, APALAGI UNTUK BAT-MOBIL YANG SECANGGIH ITU

2. SPIDERMAN (Peter Parker)
Parker juga menolak ajakan kerjasama ini dengan alasan DI INDONESIA HANYA ADA SEDIKIT SEKALI GEDUNG TINGGI, YANG MENYULITKAN DIA UNTUK BERGELANTUNGAN DARI GEDUNG KE GEDUNG. KALAUPUN ADA GEDUNG TINGGI, JARAKNYA TERLALU BERJAUHAN, SEHINGGA SANGAT MENYULITKAN. BELUM LAGI SAAT BERGELANTUNGAN, DIA TAKUT KECANTOL KABEL LISTRIK DAN TELEPON YANG BANYAK BERSERAKAN DI LANGIT2 KOTA BESAR INDONESIA

3. INVISIBLE GIRL (Susan Storm)
Menolak dengan alasan MINDER. Kemampuan menghilang yang dimilikinya masih jauh kalah dengan kemampuan menghilang orang2 Indonesia . Berikut wawancara yang dilakukan dengan CNN SAYA SIH HANYA BISA MENGHILANGKAN DIRI SAYA SENDIRI. BANYAK ORANG DI INDONESIA YANG BUKAN HANYA BISA MENGHILANGKAN DIRI SENDIRI, MALAHAN HUTANG, ASSET2 NEGARA YANG PERNAH DIKUASAI, SAMPAI HUTANG2 KORUPSI PUN BISA DIHILANGKAN JUGA. JADI SAYA MINDER NIH.....

4. THE THING
Menolak dengan alasan DI INDONESIA SUDAH BANYAK ORANG DENGAN KULIT YANG LEBIH TEBAL DARI SAYA. BUKAN HANYA KEBAL PELURU, MALAHAN SUDAH KEBAL MALU SEGALA.

5. HUMAN TORCH (Johnny Storm)
Menolak juga sama dengan anggota2 Fantastic 4 yang lain, karena BELUM JUGA MULAI BEKERJA, DIA UDAH MENDAPAT PANGGILAN DARI KEJAGUNG KARENA DICURIGAI MENJADI DALANG TERBAKARNYA BEBERAPA PASAR DI INDONESIA.

6. THE FLASH (Barry Allen)
Sebenarnya Allen sudah mempertimbangkan untuk menerima proposal ini, tetapi setelah melakukan survey ke berbagai lembaga pemerintahan dia akhirnya menolak.

BAYANGKAN AJA, UNTUK MENDAPATKAN TANDA TANGAN KTP AJA ORANG HARUS MENUNGGU BERHARI-HARI. ITU AJA MASIH SABAR. JADI KESIMPULAN SAYA, ORANG INDONESIA TIDAK MEMERLUKAN SEORANG SUPERHERO YANG MEMILIKI KEKUATAN BERUPA KECEPATAN. KECEPATAN TIDAK ADA ARTINYA BUAT BANGSA YANG ALON2 ASAL KELAKON.

7. SUPERMAN (Clark Kent)
Sang manusia baja ini menolak dengan sopan, karena SAYA TAKUT DISANGKUTKAN DENGAN TUNTUTAN MELAKUKAN AKSI PORNOGRAFI/PORNOAKS I KARENA CELANA DALAM SAYA DI DEPAN.

8. AQUAMAN
Merasa tidak kuat setelah mencoba pekerjaan baru di Indonesia, karena LAUTNYA UDAH TERCEMAR LUMPUR LAPINDO

9. WONDER WOMAN
Pada mulanya, sang peace ambassador dari atlantea ini merasa yakin bisa membantu pemerintah Indonesia. Tetapi setelah pengamatan lebih lanjut, dia akhirnya menolak juga dengan alasan KALO SAYA MATI DI US DALAM MENUNAIKAN TUGAS KAN MASIH BERGENGSI, DIBUNUH MONSTER / VILLAIN.
DI INDONESIA BISA2 SAYA MATI DIGREBEK FPI GARA2 KOSTUM SAYA YANG SUPER SEKSI INI.

10. CAT WOMAN
Menolak setelah ketakutan mendengar lagu KUCING GARONG.

11. HULK (Bruce Banner)
Banner menolak karena JALAN2 DI INDONESIA TERLALU SEMPIT UNTUK UKURAN TUBUHNYA. BELUM LAGI KALO NGEJAR VILLAIN SAMPAI KE GANG2 PERUMAHAN, NTAR KENA PORTAL, BELUM LAGI DIMINTAI DUIT CEPE-AN. MAU AMBIL DARI MANA???? GW KAN GA PAKE BAJU. BELUM LAGI KALO NYEBRANG JALAN, DISORAKIN DISANGKA SI KOMO.

12. John Rambo
Walaupun bukan super hero, tp dicoba juga oleh pemerintah RI. Tapi ditolak juga karna GW PALING JAGO KALO PERANG DI DALAM HUTAN. GIMANA MAU PERANG DI HUTAN???? KAN HUTAN LOE UDAH PADA GUNDUL.....

3 Lelaki

Tiga lelaki, seorang filsuf,seorang pandai matematika,
dan seorang idiot dalam suatu perjalanan bersama dalam
satu mobil yang mengakibatkan kecelakaan menabrak
sebatang pohon.

Sebelum tahu apa yang terjadi, tiga orang tersebut
menemukan diri mereka sudah berada di bibir jembatan
menuju surga, dimana malaikat dan iblis sudah
berdiri dihadapan mereka.

"Tuan-tuan" si Iblis memulai pembicaraannya, "Karena
surga sekarang sudah terlalu penuh, maka siapa
diantara kalian yang pertanyaannya tidak bisa aku
jawab, maka tuan-tuan boleh masuk surga dan tapi jika
saya bisa menjawabnya maka tuan2 ikut saya ke neraka!"

Kesempatan pertama diberikan kepada seorang filsuf,
"Oke iblis, sekarang berikan saya buku pelajaran yang
sangat lengkap dari Socrates". Dengan hanya ketukan
jari, sebuah buku muncul dekat filsuf tsb. Kemudian
dia membaca dan mengatakan buku tersebut adalah benar.
"Dan pergi ke neraka-lah kau !!!!" dengan ketukan jari
si filsuf tsb hilang.

Kemudian seorang pandai matematika mengajukan
pertanyaan, "Coba jawab formula penghitungan yang
paling canggih ini", sambil memberikan secarik kertas
kepada iblis. Dengan ketukan jari kertas yang sudah
berisi jawaban diberikan kpd seorang pandai
matematika. Setelah dicek ternyata hasil-nya benar.
"Dan pergi
keneraka-lah kau !!!!" dengan ketukan jari si pandai
matematika tsb hilang.

Kesempatan terakhir diberikan kpd si idiot, "Berikan
saya sebuah kursi!". Dengan ketukan jari maka
muncullah kursi tsb dihadapan si idiot. "Sekarang
buatkan 7 lobang di tempat duduk kursi tsb!" si idiot
melanjutkan. Si iblis dengan ketukan jari maka
jadi-lah 7 lobang di kursi tsb dihadapan si idiot.
Kemudian si idiot duduk di kursi tsb, dan tiba-tiba
dia mengeluarkan kentut yang sangat keras. Setelah
berdiri si idiot menanyakan kepada si iblis "Dari
lubang mana kentut saya keluar?"

Si iblis mengecek sejenak di kursi tsb, dan kemudian
menjawab "Kentut-mu keluar dari lobang ketiga dari
sebelah kanan". "Salah besar !!! Yang benar, kentut-ku
keluar dari lubang di pan**t-ku !!!!!!"
Dan kemudian si idiot pergi ke surga......